It's time for some real talk y'all. I think I've been looking at way too much Advanced Style or something because I'm a channeling a super-tacky Mr. Magoo in a major way. I feel like this is how Mr. Magoo would look if he got all fancy-like... and then also decided that he needed to DIY a faux fur pelt with gold chain armholes. Yeah, I'm that gaudy and tasteless.
Okay, four things to discuss today everyone.
#1: These are most certainly my prescription eye glasses. I kid you not. I wear contact lenses most of the time, and just wear glasses one day per month to let my eyes rest. I figured that for one day out of every month, I should be as ridiculous as possible.
#2: I am getting the gypsy clogs! They're like if red velvet cake were a shoe. You should all be very excited, since you helped me choose them.
#3: Yes, my hair looks crazy today. I know a lot of you are under the impression that I have Twiggy hair or something. I WISH. I actually have hair like that mom from The Brady Bunch. Now it is time for the tale of The Hair Affair or Let's Call the Whole Thing Off.
Once upon a time, I had long luscious hair. See Exhibit A:
|Exhibit A: Look at all that hair!|
|Example B: That time I was a 12-year old boy.|
Das right -- paid mah rent! So, my hair was all gone and I felt like less of a lady, and now I have been awkwardly growing it out ever since. And that's where the saga presently ends, with my hair in low ponytails, hidden behind my neck, like some sort of "fake-out" cute maneuver.
#4: We need to talk about Ann He. She is an amazing photographer. Ch-ch-ch-check it out:
So yeah, her pictures are great, but you know what makes them even more great? The fact that Ann He is 15-years old. IKNOWRIGHT? Oh man, the things I wish I had done at age 15. Girl is real good.
Just a little bit of...
a) inspiration (should you be a totally awesome teenager -- go make things now!)
or a little bit of...
b) kick-yourself material (should you be in your twenties or thirties and feeling like you've done nothing with your life).
Alright, alright. Go have a weekend!