Look at me, all doom and gloom. The shining sun and blue sky and palm trees make me MISERABLE.
It was actually so sunny that these pictures came out to bright in the shade. That's why the color is off on all of them.
Let's talk a little bit about John Galliano, shall we? He's so hot right now. You have to say that last part like you're Mugatu in Zoolander. John Galliano is on everyone's mind right now because he just got fired from Dior for being a raging anti-semite. In a really classy move, on February 25, Galliano was arrested for an anti-semetic assault on a couple dining at what seems to be his favorite cafe. Why do I think it's his favorite cafe? Because just yesterday, a video surfaced of Galliano at the same cafe, hurling disgusting remarks at some more people. The videotaped incident apparently happened just before Fall Fashion Week in Paris. Watch it here.
Hey John Galliano, here's a tip: try NOT getting trashed and proclaiming "I love Hitler" in the midst of a rambling tirade about how ugly people should be gassed. You are a major jerk.
The good news is that now I don't feel guilty for thinking that Galliano is a total d-bag and dresses like the missing cast member from Mystery's "The Pick-Up Artist". GROSS-TASTIC and a half.
Now I need to scrub my brain of all of the mental vomiting I've been doing for the past three or four days. The only thing that can make this right is a picture of Marc Bolan riding a tiger side-saddle.