10.24.2012

Interlude - Tunnel Vision Flash Sale!


Hey dudes! Just wanted to let you know about a Tunnel Vision flash sale! 

Pertinent Info:
  • 24 HOURS ONLY
  • EXTRA 50% OFF SALE ITEMS
  • CODE "WOOHOO" AT CHECKOUT
  • NO SALE ITEM IS OVER $58
  • PRICES AS LOW AS $5!

Do I sound like I'm selling you mattresses on local television? Our local mattress place in my hometown of Fresno was called Mattressland. They had a jingle so catchy that it still gets stuck in my head sometimes. I can only aspire to be as successful at hawking my goods as those fine marketing geniuses.