366 - 97% of the Time

Shorts - Bad Vibes, Top - Vintage

This shirt says, "I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%?"

See, but the problem with this shirt is that I actually am just full of opinions, so when I wear it, it's almost too literal. Like, the joke doesn't quite stick and instead it just creates awkward silence wherein everyone goes, "Hmmm...yeah...well..."