VIDEOS

Hey, so every now and then, I make videos. I don't know why. It probably has something to do with the fact that I'm an obnoxious person who can't shut up for five seconds straight. To my credit: these videos were all requested by readers! Ah, a silver lining on the cloud of egocentricity!

Let the derp faces commence in reverse chronology.


IN WHICH I SHOW YOU A DOG I MET NAMED COSMO




IN WHICH I TALK IN AN IRRITATING MANNER ABOUT SOME SHOES OR SOMETHING AND MAYBE FALSE GENDER DICHOTOMIES AND FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS




IN WHICH ISABEL & I SHOW YOU NEW THINGS 
WE GOT FOR TUNNEL VISION




IN WHICH I SHOW YOU MY JEWELRY COLLECTION 
& TELL YOU FROM WHENCE THINGS CAME




IN WHICH I CONCEAL MY ACNE WITH SPACKLE I MEAN MAKEUP




IN WHICH I TALK ABOUT HOW I FEEL ABOUT FASHION BLARGING




IN WHICH I TALK ABOUT A LOT OF STUFF I BOUGHT ON BLACK FRIDAY




IN WHICH I APPLY WINGED EYELINER




IN WHICH I DYE MY HAIR WITH KOOL-AID




IN WHICH I BRAID MY HAIR






IN WHICH I SHRED DENIM